Merry Christmas, all! May you have a wonderful holiday, and reason to remember He for whom the holiday is named.
If you don’t happen to subscribe to Christianity, well, Merry Whatever You Do Celebrate!
Oh, and if you’ve been bad this year, don’t expect a lump of coal from Santa. Al Gore threatened to melt Santa’s workshop at the North Pole if he got in the way of cap & trade legislation and other assorted power grabs in the name of Global Climate Change Crisis That We Must Act On Now While It’s On Sale. Instead, you get a nicely shaped lump of recycled postindustrial Green packing material. Don’t forget to look for a Nobel Peace Prize winner in your lump’s profile! (They ran out of Elvis, Mother Teresa and Michael Jackson already.)