Well, it’s not exactly a poke in the eye, but this system is certainly taking a clooooose look at some eyes.
Orwell had his timing off a wee bit, but really, is this sort of thing inevitable? And perhaps most importantly, when will ActiBlizzard make iris identification the new account security feature? I mean, people are already posting photos of themselves on FaceBook, so this is just a hop, skip and a jump for RealID. Besides, eye scanning is better than a literal poke in the finger for ID testing.
This makes me want to play Monopoly, or maybe just indulge in some graphical design.
Do you think putting Puzzle Pirates Ringers on the money would be a bad idea? Cleaver for the $100… Nemo for the $50! Maybe World of Warcraft key characters? Ah, the debate: Thrall or Jaina for the $100? Maybe one of each with concurrent Horde/Alliance crests and graphical design… collectors’ items! Alamo for the $50?
This sort of explains it all:
So my next question is: When do we get to apply for citizenship of Azeroth? Forget this pansy Real World thing.
I’m reserving my Tauren Druid now.
Bonus reading if you want something a bit more… fiesty.
It’s always interesting to me to find the good and useful points in a reasoned rant. Sometimes, rants are simply anger incarnate, but more often than not, there’s something real under the hood, something worth thinking about and deciding where your own opinions lie. For me, the take-home thought this time is “what do you do when compromise with someone who wants you dead isn’t an option?” Plenty of storytelling seeds in that one.
Anyway, it’s not like game bloggers ever rant without having a good reason, right? Sure, sometimes you have to dig to find it, and sometimes it’s just kicking up a storm for attention, but that’s just part of this silly “internet” thing.
…and now I wonder what Freud would have done with the internet. Can you imagine the psychoanalysis he’d come up with prowling the web? Would he get stuck on the tvtropes website, too? Would he get stuck endlessly trying to correct people? Would he have a FaceBook and Twitter account?
@Freud: Have returned from 4Chan foray. Paper forthcoming. … I need a cigar.