I had a few minutes for lunch break, and whipped this up… sleep deprivation does funny things to people:
What? You think you get a free space in the middle? This ain’t no subscription game, n00b. $25 or go QQ to the choir. ***
*Yes, I have some real articles in the pipeline… they just aren’t done yet… in the meantime, what else can we put in the grid? This works for Blizzard as a whole, even with the WoW slant… but what about a Turbine version? Sony? StarCraft? Diablo? Blogging?*
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OK, OK, here’s your Free Space. As with the pony, I’m sure it didn’t take much time to produce. In fact, I can testify that it took all of 15 seconds. That’s what, 0.2% of my budget? Don’t worry, it’s just a skin you can slot in over the real thing, purely cosmetic. If you need someone to do that for you, please contact our handy dandy customer support at not.going.to.happen@gmail.com, and remember, if someone comes to you with an unsolicited AddOn to splice in the Free Space, they are probably phishing.
We aim for pleas!
Nice 😀
Funny stuff!
Where are Epeen and Phat Loot?
OMG! BINGO! I GOTTA BINGO!!!
Wait…no I don’t. I’m just a Noob.
Wait! NOW I have a Bingo!
I had a bad feeling when laughing, because seriously can I enjoy something that is very likely caused by bad medicine?
Should have cared for you more.
No seriously, Bullshit Bingo saved my life various times.
Before a meeting, just write down those nonsense phrases that you expect to be used during the briefing.
Whenever one of your phrases is mentioned, wipe it from your list. The first one who finished his list, shout’s “Bullshit”.
Of course it is much more fun if many join the game.
My winning combination so far is:
“roi, added value, bilateral, solid capital base, synergy, tailor-made, customer focused” and if you deal with the US “traditional” (basically everything beyond 10 years.).
Y’know, sometimes the only rational response is laughter. This was just something that made me laugh a bit internally, so I figured I’d share.
Anderoth, that’s the great thing; you can add modules as you go. They are pretty cheap, too!
Cap’n… you win. That’s all, you win. 🙂
I feel for you, Usiel. Marketspeak makes my spine ache.